Apples Quote by Bertrand Russell

It is remarkable how closely the history of the apple tree is connected with that of man.

— Henry David Thoreau

And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.

— Neil Gaiman

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden of Eden.

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“Cat wrinkled her nose. "No, thank you." "Take," the rais told her. "Is good." He picked one up and held it out, and when…

— Jane Johnson

“That?" I glanced back to the door where JT had disappeared. "That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus , subspecies Closeted Headup Hisassia . Let…

— Z.A. Maxfield

“Shriveled apple cores stood side by side on the window sill, a long row of them with their seed chambers bitten open and the…

— Hansjorg Schertenleib

Charles Manson ate apples. That doesn't mean I'm not going to.

— Marianne Williamson

He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less…

— Anonymous

That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.

— Chuck Klosterman

“That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus, subspecies Headup Hisassia. Let us move on to the cages with the interesting animals. Jacob to Ben describing…

— Z.A. Maxfield

When I'm painting them, the whole legend and mythology of apples occurs to me, and so Adam and Eve and the snake and all…

— Mary Pratt

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.

— Kurt Vonnegut