Quote by Bernard Manning Download Open image “Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.” — Bernard Manning ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies -… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way. — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
You see a lot of comedic content that's not funny, and you can tell that it's supposed to be funny, but it's actually not… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny. — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
People take issue with individual aspects of Wikipedia all the time. But it's kind of hard to hate the general idea of a free… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could… — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
