Dead Quote by Ben Tousey

“Welcome to the fascinating world of the undead! Please use this guidebook as a handy reference as you make your first steps toward eternity.…

— Molly Harper

“We vampires are just so sick of misinformation. We’re not undead. We don’t have a problem with sunlight. Or garlic. Or silver and crosses…

— Chessela Helm

As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead.

— Johnny Depp

“Vampirism is like Photoshop for the flesh – it fills out, rounds off, smooths over, and brightens up everything. I'Ve seen cancer patients turn into…

— Cherie Priest

“Deceased's request as stated in last will and testament: 'I want to be made up to look undead, like the fucking sexiest vampire chick…

— Jen Violi

“The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk, If you…

— Molly Harper

“Definitely an undead, but not as undead as a vampire. Perhaps she was just mostly undead.”

— Ilona Andrews

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

— Kimberly Pauley

Once someone's dead you can't make them undead.

— Tim O'Brien

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would.…

— Kiersten White

People are fascinated with eternal life and physical power - the idea of having no vulnerability. We all feel small and powerless in the…

— Alexandra Cassavetes

“Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses. And there is the fine print.”

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan