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“yo mama so fat when she walked by the t.v. I missed three episodes! sincerely, yo daddi”

— Jolie Baker

“Ginny had seen enough shows in her lifetime to know that this wasn’t a very good show. It didn’t actually make any sense. There…

— Maureen Johnson

“Mama let out a snort. “Talk about a nerve. I guess she’s too good for my house now. She oughta try to sell that…

— Edward Kelsey Moore

We heard her come halfway up the stairs, where she must have seen the bedroom light on. Again, the normal parent reaction would have…

— Maureen Johnson

Caught in a bad romance. Whoaaa-oh-ooooh!" Nellie wailed along to the XM radio blaring from the enormous speakers. "Can I uncover my ears now?"…

— Rick Riordan

“I know what I’m doing,” he growled. “If you knew what you were doing, we wouldn’t have two million zombie bunnies chasing us!” she…

— Michael Buckley

I think the Mama people remember is from 'Mama's Family.' She really turned into a pretty cool character. The sketches from the 'Burnett' show,…

— Vicki Lawrence

“Her hair was bright red, her skin, pale, and I can't explain why, but something about her shouted, 'I heart granola.' She belonged in…

— B. Justin Shier

“La Dorada skulked into view. She was half-mummified, but sodden. Gooey. Regin let out a low whistle. “The Mummy Returns meets Dingoes Ate My…

— Kresley Cole

“Mama wasn’t Mama anymore, she was Mother, usually followed by a “pallease!”

— Katherine Allred

“Buffalo chips!” Amy grumbled. “Fine way to spend the mornin’, gatherin’ pooh for fires. Why us?” “Because we aren’t so old we get crinks…

— Catherine Anderson

“We weren’t exactly Barbie and Ken living in the pink dream house. No, more like Morticia and Gomez running with monsters, and with moments…

— Shannon Mayer