Campaign Quote by Ben Domenech

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick…

— Craig Ferguson

Natural Texas politicians make terrible, terrible presidential candidates. Phil Gramm, I remember the 'Phil Gramm for President' campaign. I thought that was the worst…

— Gail Collins

The case could be made that Rick Perry is the worst debater to ever run for president.

— James Carville

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.

— Kinky Friedman

I think that most of the candidates [for presidency] can't run the railroad, and I still worry that whoever gets elected will have policies…

— Michael Bloomberg

I think I should be on the main stage. I don't think I'm an undercard candidate. I think the others should drop out.

— Renee Montagne

Campaigns fail if they waste resources courting voters who are unpersuadable or already persuaded. Their most urgent task is to find and persuade the…

— James Surowiecki

The whole framework of the presidency is getting out of hand. It's come to the point where you almost can't run unless you can…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.

— David Letterman

You can't be the candidate and the campaign manager.

— Roger Stone

Just because you can win a campaign doesn't always mean you should run a campaign.

— Laphonza Butler

Nothing works on the campaign trail like attacks on candidates for bad attendance. It alienates people on both sides of every issue and reflects…

— Dick Morris