Erotic-romance Quote by Belle de Jour

“C is for Cash Only. I don't take cards. Where would I put the swipe machine?”

— Belle de Jour

Sometimes I wonder if I met everyone in my life in the wrong order.

— Belle de Jour

“In a world of twelve-years-olds in sexy boots and nans in sparkly mini-dresses, the surest way to tell the prostitute walking into a hotel…

— Belle de Jour

“Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is.”

— Belle de Jour

Time is limited and some opportunities never repeat themselves.

— Belle de Jour

Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make…

— Belle de Jour

“Having interests translates as confidence to do and be things on your own without expecting a man to do and be for you. And…

— Belle De Jour

“First the fact that the only items on open display seem to be tampons, breast pumps, and douches, making one feel as a female…

— Belle de Jour

“London wasn't the first city I'd lived in, but it was certainly the largest. Anywhere else there is always the chance of seeing someone…

— Belle de Jour

“Escape Hatches - A Brief Consideration... North America. Pros: charming accent might attract general goodwill, free drinks. Cons: am frightened by the concept of…

— Belle de Jour

in love: a momentary instance of bein almost interested in someone else as in oneself!

— Belle de Jour

Don't ever turn down pleasure because you were afraid of what other people might say.

— Belle de Jour