Quote by Belle Aurora

“Standing face to face with a still pissed Nox, I find myself getting pissed, too. Nox just has that effect on me. I swear…

— Belle Aurora

“When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.”

— Kelly Easton

“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep coming across,”…

— Jordan Marie

“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.”

— Kyle Labe

“No back doors! I had a back door, but every fucker who thought he was bad wouldn't use the front door because everyone knows…

— Jem Matzan

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing right and…

— Mark W Boyer

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“Wow. And there it is. Your inner asshole just bled through.”

— Jus Accardo