Austin-reese Quote by Bella Jeanisse

“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard…

— J.C. Lillis

“No wonder Brandon won’t shut up about you.”

— Bella Jeanisse

“Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Brandon has a shit-eating grin. I want to make him eat it. I know what's more realistic though. I'm going to get beaten up…

— Tara Brown

“Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number...”

— Shane Miller

“Brandon tilted his head back and closed his eyes. Unbelievable. He had his name. God had given it. Just like Reece said he would.”

— James L. Rubart

“Brandon turns to my dad with big, innocent eyes. “Daddy, do you know how to do the horizontal tango?”

— Simone Elkeles

“Jake looked at me as if I’d sprouted a dick on the middle of my forehead. “Long story. I’ll tell you all about it…

— T.M. Frazier

“You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you.”

— Raymond Chandler

“Oh, thank God. It wasn’t the penis talk.”

— Courtney Milan

“Hi Daddy!” Brandon said brightly. He squished a handful of shit through his fingers and announced, “I found poop!”

— Anastasia Wilde

“It was about him and his perfect dick and how much he got off on my moaning compliance, but even that knowledge didn’t stop…

— Megan Erickson