"If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page.……" — Beastie Boys
"If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under aged."
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32 Quotes by Beastie Boys
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We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in the front and Brooklyn's in…
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Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it was like Welcome Back Kotter.
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Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.
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I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp.
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Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.
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Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.
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It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm…
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Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.
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Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private, jerk myself off.
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You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.
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Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks.
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This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly.
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Experience which was once claimed by the aged is now claimed exclusively by the young.
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