All Beastie Boys Quotes
- We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in the front and Brooklyn's in the back No Sleep il… Brooklyn
- Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it was like Welcome Back Kotter. Corner
- Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear. Breakup
- I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp. Beat
- Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest. Bullet
- Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army. Army
- It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic. Cheat
- Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage. Basing
- Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private, jerk myself off. Car
- You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage. Mirage
- Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks. Another Night
- This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly. Eye
- If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under aged. Aged
- I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello. Attractions
- On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong. Beastie
- Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno mag. Best
- Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a day. Caught
- I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my mittens. Brought
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear. Climb
- I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. Border