Quote by Bart Simpson Download Open image “I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.” — Bart Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Dad also has the loudest, stinkiest farts in creation. I don’t know how he manages to control them at work, or even if he… — Atheneum Books for Young Readers Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Why do I always sit by men on a plane that have bad gas. Yes. Sir, I can smell it. — Tamera Mowry Copy Share Image
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems. — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
My dad is so unique in what he does. It's not like I'm taking a torch from him and doing his thing. I hope… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an… — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do… — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
