Ironic Quote by Bart Simpson

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

— Bam Margera

“Good advice is a toxic gas for hardhearted's lungs.”

— Toba Beta

“The toxicity of medical and industrial gas to the human depends on where it is used. A gas that is regarded as safe in…

— Steven Magee

“How ironic it was that mortals, who had the least time of all, were willing to waste so much of it away from the…

— Tananarive Due

“People are ruined by challenged economic lives. But they are ruined by wealth as well because they lose their ambition and they lose their…

— Malcolm Gladwell

“Zoe loved Trancas's mother. She respected her exhausted and ironic hope for rebirth.”

— Michael Cunningham

My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, "My first concert was the Backstreet Boys," but the first…

— Nick Kroll

“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and…

— Ryan Lilly

One of the most destructive mistakes we Christians make is to prioritize shared beliefs over shared relationship, which is deeply ironic considering we worship…

— Rachel Held Evans

“I find it ironic that someone so ambivalent about living fights so hard to survive.”

— Denise Grover Swank

It is more than a little ironic that "capital accumulation" once a rather tendentious Marxian view of a supposed capitalist obsession, should have become…

— Robert Kuttner

“Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose.”

— John Kennedy Toole