Barbara-elsborg Quote by Barbara Elsborg

“The sex was good in itself, but when it was over it was over. It left me feeling abandoned. I'd sooner masturbate, at least…

— Fabian Black

“I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.”

— Chelsea Handler

“It did look rather nice, actually, though it was hardly something to masturbate about.”

— Anthony McDonald

“I’d had a really bad day and you hurt me.” His hand at my jaw tensed and he kept whispering when he said, “I’ll…

— Kristen Ashley

“He looked as shocked as if I'd asked him to masturbate in front of me.”

— Dia Reeves

“His dick made him do it.”

— Bella Jeanisse

“Wanker had the manners of a used tampon.”

— L.J. Shen

“My dick was throbbing, but I spent a good thirty seconds rubbing it all over his lips and chin. He closed his eyes and…

— Megan Erickson

“I told him to stop being so bossy. He told me I sucked bossy dick and never complained unless I wasn't getting my way,…

— Kristen Ashley

“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.”

— Quentin Crisp

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

— Woody Allen

“More experimenting. Kicking back with him settled on my lap. Figuring out if I just liked nurturing my oral fixation or if I wouldn’t…

— Santino Hassell