Barbara-elsborg Quotes

“Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.”

— Barbara Elsborg

“The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.”

— Barbara Elsborg

“Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?”

— Barbara Elsborg

“Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.”

— Barbara Elsborg

“That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.”

— Barbara Elsborg