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Poo pee caca pee

— Lil Wayne

A peep, peep, peep, another peep, and that's it.

— Barry Davies

Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means the exact…

— Nikhil Saluja

Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...

— Anonymous

“Inter faeces et urinam nascimur. (We are born between shit and piss.)”

— St. Augustine of Hippo

“Poo-tee-weet?”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Poo—ber—tee?”

— Zack Zombie

Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo." "Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it.

— Patrick Ness

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.

— Snooki

I like to tell people when I have to go pee o.o and I really do have to go this second. just thought you…

— Patience

Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I…

— Nikhil Saluja

He called the shit poop!

— Billy Madison