Funny twitter & facebook Quote by Azgraybebly Joslan Download Open image “Im so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down.” — Azgraybebly Joslan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny twitter & facebook
I love to travel, don't like the getting there 'planes' but love it when I arrive. — Danny O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
I don't wanna leave but I need to it's such a shame, they gone miss this plane. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
It's just terrible: I miss flights all the time, more than I probably catch one. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I hate flying. I literally cry in the airport sometimes. I didn't used to; the more I fly, the worse it gets. It's weird! — Katie Stevens Copy Share Image
If you never miss a plane, you’re spending too much time at the airport. — George Stigler Copy Share Image
I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
It's the lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesnt… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
EXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I love that since the day you came into my life, everything's been perfect. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
3 2 = one heart praying 4 you. 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you. 3+2= five senses missing you. 4+3= seven days… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Each and every day, I try to make some sense of this. What you mean to me, I know it could be serious. Each… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
An important element of friendship is communication, and thats the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Do you ever get the feeling that youre being watched? Because if its bothering you, Ill stop. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people like it.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
