Best Wilson Mizner Sayings
- Art is science made clear. Art
- When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research. From
- The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep Attention
- Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in time. Almost Made
- In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to… Able
- A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. Always Declaring
- Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down. Down
- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. Copy
- Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. First Hundred
- A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Everywhere
- Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. From