Will Ferrell Quotes

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• But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And…
• I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
• What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?
• There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.
• Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.
• I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves.
• I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
• Personal philosophy: Clothing optional
• I'm in a glass case of emotion
• One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are…
• I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
• As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that…
• I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.
• Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
• You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
• I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
• I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work
• A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
• Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
• I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

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