Will Ferrell Quotes

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• Everyone I know who skis is dead.
• Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know
• I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song
• I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.
• I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard
• That's what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy - something that's completely committed and more approached as an…
• I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really
• You have to listen a lot, and you have to be open and ready to adjust to anything. It kind of provides a framework that…
• It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have.
• It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but…
• My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog
• I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.
• Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.
• I don't really think in absolutes.
• Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always…
• I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.
• In one of my songs, in the song on the "Why?" remix that I did with Jadakiss in 2004, I said, "Why is Bush actin'…
• Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was…
• I was one of the richest rappers in 2008. But it was definitely a strange feeling.
• You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much."

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