Will Ferrell Quotes

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• Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just…
• My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid. I loved the fact that he was a unique combination of being extremely subtle and…
• When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons…
• When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here -…
• Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
• Dear cool people, too bad they didn't name a candy after you. sincerely, nerds
• If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
• In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
• Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
• Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
• Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
• Your friend ia like a bra always there for sopport
• Niggas every where
• Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that…
• There was a period of time at Saturday Night Live when I wasn't in a relationship, so I got a taste of what [the single…
• You might not believe this, but I really don't believe in doing something if it's just for the sake of doing it.
• People love me in my underwear. It's my public service. If I'm not in my underwear by page fifty on the script, I'm very unhappy.
• Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old kid…
• My New Year's resolution is to get at least 13 hours of sleep a night, regardless of what sort of job or family or life…
• I never put much pressure on myself when I'm the central thing, just because I don't think I could handle it mentally.

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