“I turn around and see Taylor heading toward us. Over her shoulder I spot a guy's legs flailing in the air. Keg… — Victoria Scott Flailing Copy Share Image
Female friendships are important because they help define us in a particular time and place. — Victoria Scott Female Copy Share Image
“Well, if you didn’t like that, this is going to feel like a swift kick to the nuts.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to play. They're just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what's stupid? Not trying. So just...try. — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Someone should have warned me about love's dark underbelly, about the rejection and despair.” — Victoria Scott Demons Copy Share Image
If my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier. — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“There’s a security guard, like, ten feet away. I could have you kicked out of here.” “For what? Being awesome?” — Victoria Scott Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“I decided on classing it up for the party … If Charlie doesn’t dig my get up, I’ll expose her for what… — Victoria Scott Asexual Copy Share Image
“In this trunk," she says with a serious face, "is God's gift to women." "Chocolate?" "No." "Midol?" "What? No." "Tampons?" "Stop guessing,"… — Victoria Scott Annabelle Copy Share Image
“I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it… — Victoria Scott Humorous Copy Share Image
“All I care about is showing this chode exactly who he's messing with. Throwing my door open, I step out. If he… — Victoria Scott Dante-walker Copy Share Image
“I spin around and see Max running toward me in a gray Armani shirt. "Dante. Oh, Dante. Seal me! Seal me so… — Victoria Scott Dante Copy Share Image
“As Charlie is leaving the house, she somehow trips on the threshold and nearly face-plants onto the ground. I roll my eyes.… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“When I first saw the sand, I thought it was beautiful. Like maybe it'd be fun to just roll around in and… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Annabelle smiles with one side of her mouth. "I don't look like a tomato?" "You look like a beauty." I take her… — Victoria Scott Annabelle Copy Share Image
When I look back at high school, or college, or when I was getting married, it's the girlfriends I had then that… — Victoria Scott College Copy Share Image
“She raises her hands and places them on either side of my face. My skin burns beneath her touch. 'I think you're… — Victoria Scott Good heart Copy Share Image
“If you could have anything, Dante, anything at all, what would it be? She slurs. Her. I want Charlie.” — Victoria Scott Dante Copy Share Image
“But sometimes that can make a girl so much more appealing. The beauty who doesn't know she’s beautiful.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“How can someone be cruel to this chick? It’s like picking a fight with a chipmunk.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Annabelle laughs. "Oh, so you think you're hot, do you?" "Girl, I got swag for days.” — Victoria Scott Annabelle Copy Share Image
“Apparently Big Guy has become the new Voldemort, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Speak up, Charlie,” I say. “If you have something to say, then say it out loud.” — Victoria Scott Dante-walker Copy Share Image
“Big surprise. You didn't dress up." "I came as Awesome Sauce," I say. "You probably wouldn't recognize it.” — Victoria Scott Big sur Copy Share Image
“Wait? Is she trying to intimidate me? Because if she is… it just might work. Bitch be scary.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“They grind their hips toward each other, and I wonder why the slightest bit of booze turns chicks into lesbos.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Sure you do. Everyone wants to play. They’re just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what’s stupid? Not trying. So just…try.” — Victoria Scott Football Copy Share Image
“I don't mumble anymore, collector. I'm not a collector anymore, pipsqueak.” — Victoria Scott Blue Copy Share Image
I wonder what it would feel like to laugh like that, with complete abandon. — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Because I see you. Even though you try so hard to hide, I see you, anyway.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“I point a finger at her. “Thanks, babe.” “I am not your babe.” “Whatev.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Her soul is clear of any red seals, but that won't last long, ' cause Papa's come to play.” — Victoria Scott Dante Copy Share Image
“His pinched expression looks like he just smelled his own asshole.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.” — Victoria Scott Dress Copy Share Image
“If I wasn’t about to go on the run, I’d get one of those smartphones that people hunch over all day like… — Victoria Scott Hunch Copy Share Image
“Is this happening?” I’m surprised to hear my own voice and decide right then and there that I have a positively perfect… — Victoria Scott Perfect man Copy Share Image
“I glance in the mirror. Surprise, surprise—I look finger-lickin’ delicious.” — Victoria Scott Mirror Copy Share Image
“Dante, this is Annabelle.” No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“I will protect this girl with everything I have, because if something happens to her, I will lose myself. I will cease… — Victoria Scott Cease to exist Copy Share Image
