All Victor Borge Quotes
- Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice. Beethoven
- Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. Arms
- I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. Knee
- When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped… Boy
- The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the… Assist
- Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the… Asked
- (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? Bend
- I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. Asked
- One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring… Afternoon
- (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? Audience
- Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Ah
- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Christmas
- The Shortest distance between two people is a smile:) Distance