All Tufail Mehraj Quotes
- Shopping is to girls what video games are to guys.!!! Funny
- Owning iphone is no big deal anymore. But if you have shirdi wale sai baba as the ring tone of ur iphone.. Now that's a… Anymore
- It's funny how all the girls whom I asked number doesn't have phone.!!! All
- People who send farmville requests, should understand that, I am a landlord and I don't want to be a farmer.!!! Farmer
- Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! Alcohol
- You never know who your real friends are until you are in the urge need and you'll be surprised who shows up.!!! Fake Friends
- Everybody isn't your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they're your friends...Just because they say they got your… Attention
- Nothing is more cute than a shy guy trying to tell you in his nervousness that he Loves you.!!! Affection
- Be careful not to give so much of yourself to others that you end up completely losing yourself.!!! Careful
- Im not telling you to not look at women. Just the opposite. Im telling you to see women. Really see them. Not just with your… Dont
- I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way… Any
- Keep yourself busy with something or the other because a busy person never has the time to be unhappy.!!! Breakup
- Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!! Cool
- Relationship status : Still waiting for someone to call and confess their love for me..!!! Call
- Dear guys , if she doesn't leave your hand after seeing a 'zara outlet' marry her she is the one .!!! Dear
- You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! Any
- Photography ix the only career where I can legally shoot people!!! Career
- When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! Bit
- BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to do with it!!! Account