All Tucker Max Quotes
- The haters always scream the loudest. Always Scream
- Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art. Art
- At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law… Everyone
- Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none. Calling
- Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another. Corporate
- Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party. Bush
- Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future. Better
- Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. Help
- I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and… Any
- I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there. Book
- I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me. Book
- I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore. Anymore
- I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much… Chick
- I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did. Developmentally
- I'm never going to be Tolstoy. Funny
- I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester. All
- I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship. Inspirational
- I've never really had a media edifice supporting me. Edifice
- If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. Comedy
- If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma. Available