Tucker Max

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

— Tucker Max

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is…

— Tucker Max

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

— Tucker Max

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

— Tucker Max

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

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A personal brand is relevant to people who sell or create something relevant to who they are as a person. If you're…

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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are,…

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When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take…

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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

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Women always want the guy that other women want.

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The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of…

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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it…

— Tucker Max