Best Tommy Chong Quotes
- The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. Comedy
- You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. Balance
- So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested. Able
- And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it… Acid
- Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot… Adrenaline
- If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world. Less
- If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. Amps
- Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. American
- I'm as clean as a whistle. Clean
- Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though. Citizenship
- I was more of a weightlifter. Funny
- I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. Been
- The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can… Changes
- I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world. Comedy
- Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. Call
- Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations. America
- I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight. All
- I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. Big
- You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. Country
- A lot of prophets have gone to jail. Gone
- My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. Act
- But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people who have naturally high adrenaline. Adrenaline
- But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible. Exercise
- Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of pot to an undercover agent. Agent
- Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back. Day