All Tim Allen Quotes
- When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. Exactly
- I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being… Able
- There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, .. Radio and television coverage… Country
- A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Car
- Comedy is the ultimate anarchist. Anarchist
- For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church. Church
- Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with ear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. Altogether
- Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything! Bad