Tim Allen Quotes

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• Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to…
• I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good…
• Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men…
• I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best…
• Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
• Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.
• In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
• Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
• Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
• There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
• They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
• Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree…
• I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
• I do a lot of family shows.
• I have a thing for tools.
• I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
• I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.
• I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
• I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
• In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls…

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