You are next to her, she stay connected, you go away, she finds new device.... . .... . . A man however,… — Thegr81 Relationship Copy Share Image
Mum: Can u please clean the fish which I bought from the market SON: WTF ?!! Mum: What does WTF means ?!… — Thegr81 Happiness Copy Share Image
Never Trust Someone Who Lies To You....!! And Never Lie To Someone Who Puts All Thier Trust Into You....!! — Thegr81 Trust quotes Copy Share Image
I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest hits CD. — Thegr81 Epic quotes Copy Share Image
We all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy, don't we? — Thegr81 Respect Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags… — Thegr81 Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
Don't let someone dim your light,simply because it's shininig in their eyes. — Thegr81 Light Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses. — Thegr81 Epic quotes Copy Share Image
1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like… — Thegr81 Epic quotes Copy Share Image
Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off. — Thegr81 Funny quotes Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Epic quotes Copy Share Image
CRY AS HARD AS YOU WANT TO.BUT JUST MAKE SURE THAT WHEN YOU STOP CRYING,YOU''LL NEVER CRY FOR THE SAME REASON AGAIN. — Thegr81 Cry quotes Copy Share Image
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Leaving a watermelon on someones doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their… — Thegr81 Happiness Copy Share Image
I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes… — Thegr81 Epic quotes Copy Share Image
? Love ? is when u do anything to be with him/her even for a short while. ? Love ? is when… — Thegr81 Happy love Copy Share Image
You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked. — Thegr81 Funny quotes Copy Share Image
If someone would ask me What a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder And hold you close… — Thegr81 Beautiful life Copy Share Image
I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone. — Thegr81 Clever quotes Copy Share Image
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Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to… — Thegr81 Funny quotes Copy Share Image
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. — Thegr81 Funny quotes Copy Share Image
