All Ted Rall Quotes
- Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be. Close
- Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home,… Average
- Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most. Dad
- Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders? Blindly
- The word 'hero' has been bandied about a lot to refer to anyone killed in Afghanistan or Iraq. But anyone who voluntarily goes to Afghanistan… Afghanistan
- Saddam Hussein, influenced by fascism, ordered the deaths of tens of thousands of people, fought two disastrous wars, turned his nation into an international pariah… Country
- Anyone should be able to read comics. Able
- Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the Interior.… Burned
- Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of… Conservative
- When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information. Based
- Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't. Corrigan
- At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe. American
- Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say… Any
- Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own. Eats
- I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel. Anyone
- I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody. Any
- I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me. Enjoy
- I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful. Awful
- I'm a better polemicist in prose. Better
- If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel. Go
- It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare. Funny
- Most people don't know how to tell stories. Inspirational
- On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet. American
- When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt… Bird
- When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling. Graphic