"Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor.……" — Ted Rall

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• The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt
• We need a strong, bold constitutional conservative who won't back down and who will fight for the values we believe… — Michele Bachmann
• The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done. — Arthur Balfour
• Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell. — Edward Abbey
• I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas. — Roseanne Barr
• A government of laws, and not of men. — John Adams
• Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and… — Glenn Beck
• What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me.… — Glenn Beck
• I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie. — Glenn Beck
• No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on… — Glenn Beck
• When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung. — Henry Ward Beecher
• Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them… — Ambrose Bierce

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