Ted Kosmatka

“I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.”

— Ted Kosmatka

“And how I hated the term, politically incorrect, hated the shield it gave racists who got to label themselves politically incorrect, instead…

— Ted Kosmatka

“Can you half believe something? No, that wasn't quite right. This was quantum mechanics. The better question: can you both believe in…

— Ted Kosmatka

“You look at your child's face, and you don't wonder whose side you're on. You know. That side.”

— Ted Kosmatka

“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like…

— Ted Kosmatka

“And is that what you’d wish for him, to have an easy life?" "Isn't that what every parent wishes for?" "No," I…

— Ted Kosmatka

“There is a moment, climbing a tree, when you know you should climb no higher. A winnowing of branches the farther you…

— Ted Kosmatka

“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like…

— Ted Kosmatka

“Speaking of boxes... Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat…

— Ted Kosmatka