“I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.” — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like… — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like… — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
“Speaking of boxes... Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat… — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
