Susan Juby

“I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up…

— Susan Juby

“I debated whether to tell them I had long since abandoned my writing career and moved into radishes and fraud, but decided…

— Susan Juby

“Well, at least I can spare myself the ordeal of a whole battery of personality tests. My personality is poor; that much…

— Susan Juby

“The old man kept going about how he could never keep her home, how she loved to roam. He said she should…

— Susan Juby

“It seemed a little risky, enjoying something so… fun, but I couldn’t help it.”

— Susan Juby

“It's been a pretty tough day," he said. "No sense making it worse with a salad.”

— Susan Juby

“Enthusiasm isn’t really my thing.”

— Susan Juby

Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took…

— Susan Juby

“I may never recover. It was like an out-of-body experience. I’m an alien trying on human rituals.”

— Susan Juby

“Good luck with that," I said. Because seriously. The fuck? Strawberry social? Did I somehow move onto the set of the remake…

— Susan Juby

In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms…

— Susan Juby

“I’m already in the late stages of advanced detachment where my mother is concerned. With a little practice I could feel that…

— Susan Juby

If the facts don't fit your theory, just find some new facts.

— Susan Juby

“I’ve always wanted to be self-sustaining and able to grow my own food. All I lack is land and skill.”

— Susan Juby

If you are alive and conscious, you are probably codependent.

— Susan Juby