Best Steve Martin Sayings
- Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Architecture
- An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. Any
- What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Art
- Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Chaos
- With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook. Comedy
- I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period. Letters
- There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Another Woman
- The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are… Acting
- Love is a promise delivered already broken. Already Broken
- Nothing I do is done by popular demand. Demand
- I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships… Alone
- I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs… Audience
- I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. Art
- Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. Billy
- I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. Blank
- I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. Breathing
- When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. Hobbies
- I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. Chimney
- I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point. Believe
- I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. Act
- I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children? Accept
- In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and… Absurd
- You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. Art
- I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in… Byproduct
- Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. Big
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