We're just helping out the Christians by bringing about the apocalypse. They can all go to heaven — Stephen Bier, Jr Apocalypse Copy Share Image
Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time. — Stephen Bier, Jr Code Copy Share Image
If there were Satan, I would gladly sell my soul to him to prevent Sting from making another record. — Stephen Bier, Jr Ifs Copy Share Image