Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. — Stan Kelly-Bootle Compromise Copy Share Image
Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter. — Stan Kelly-Bootle Astrology Copy Share Image
Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or… — Stan Kelly-Bootle Committees Copy Share Image
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. — Stan Kelly-Bootle Computer Copy Share Image
There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers… — Stan Kelly-Bootle Done Copy Share Image
