All Spike Milligan Quotes
- It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Funny
- The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week. Case
- Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Better
- Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy. Better
- I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. Afraid
- A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish." Asked
- I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. Any