I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and… — Sheryne Brooks Boyfriend Copy Share Image
What if your GPS spoke in Professor Snape's voice? You'd hear things like, How very like your father you are, you arrogant… — Sheryne Brooks Professor Snape Copy Share Image
Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did… — Sheryne Brooks Dad Copy Share Image
Today, My little brother stomped into my room and through a bra at my face He then yelled THIS THING DOESN'T WORK!… — Sheryne Brooks Little brother Copy Share Image
Boy: Heyyyy :) Girl: Hello. Boy: Look... I kinda wanna be more than friends. Girl: YOU MEAN BEST FRIENDS??!! Boy: No... More… — Sheryne Brooks Best friend Copy Share Image
Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!… — Sheryne Brooks Crying Copy Share Image
Boy:*kneels down on one knee* girl:w-what are y-you doing *blushes like crazy* boy:*looks up nd smiles* Ive been wanting to do this… — Sheryne Brooks Girl Copy Share Image
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into… — Sheryne Brooks Dead people Copy Share Image
When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so fucking needy. I think we'll be friends… — Sheryne Brooks Friend Copy Share Image
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart… — Sheryne Brooks Love Copy Share Image
*A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying* B: What's up? S: My boyfriend dumped me. B:… — Sheryne Brooks Dumped Copy Share Image
