Seth MacFarlane

I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera.

— Seth MacFarlane

You would not want me on your football team.

— Seth MacFarlane

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put…

— Seth MacFarlane

[With R-rated movie] you're not dealing with the restrictions imposed by the FCC. They're self-imposed. In a way, that does make it…

— Seth MacFarlane

The only problem is time.

— Seth MacFarlane

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.

— Seth MacFarlane

I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it…

— Seth MacFarlane

You gotta keep the funny intact.

— Seth MacFarlane

I was a big Fred Flintstone fan.

— Seth MacFarlane

I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and…

— Seth MacFarlane

I love. I love All in the Family. The Honeymooners. The Twilight Zone. Here's my nerdiness coming out, Star Trek: The Next…

— Seth Macfarlane

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

— Seth MacFarlane

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother…

— Seth MacFarlane

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we…

— Seth MacFarlane

I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.

— Seth MacFarlane

Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park', but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.

— Seth MacFarlane

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

— Seth MacFarlane

The Simpsons was a pretty heavy influence, in that it sort of redefined, after The Flintstones, what else television animation can be.…

— Seth Macfarlane

I'll tell you what I think is not okay. Have you ever seen that show on MSNBC, 'Lockup?' It's a reality show…

— Seth MacFarlane

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no…

— Seth MacFarlane

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

— Seth MacFarlane

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you…

— Seth MacFarlane

The way Disney characters move, they're very kind of slow and fluid and flowing; one pose kind of eases into the next.…

— Seth MacFarlane

I would love to write a Broadway musical.

— Seth Macfarlane

I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.

— Seth MacFarlane