“Here's a suggestion you might want to pay attention to. Try to forget everything you learned on Oprah and if you can't… — Samantha Young Pay attention Copy Share Image
“You’re very good at the flirting thing. Very confident for your age.” “I don’t know about that. I’ve never really had to… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“I know how you feel about me. I feel the same way. You never have to worry that you don't tell me… — Samantha Young Books Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t… — Samantha Young Awesome Copy Share Image
“The fake giggle is not that bad." My friend grunted in disagreement. "It sounds like Miss Piggy has a machine gun stuck… — Samantha Young Friendship Copy Share Image
“Have you ever cheated on someone?" Whoa. Where did that come from? "Well?" Was this an interview to date her brother? Staring… — Samantha Young Braden Copy Share Image
“No lunch dates, no date to the ball, no penis for you. And you don’t want miss out on my penis. It’s… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“OK.So beside the possible extended lietime you live a normal human life? You what...you have an apartment in LA? A life? A… — Samantha Young Human life Copy Share Image
“You’re stalking me?” “I’d prefer to call it actively pursuing you.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“Well, you know what they say about babies.” The soul eater smirked. “What’s that?” “Don’t underestimate the amount of shit they can… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“I’m going to make you come shopping with me for maternity clothes." "I can handle it. In fact, I’m rather looking forward… — Samantha Young Caveman Copy Share Image
“He puffed up his chest. “Me man, me need more food than tiny waif female.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image