All Sam Levenson Quotes
- If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Brother
- Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. Cannot Pursue
- Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. Bad Ass
- I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! Off
- We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. Most
- Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. Any
- I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? Admit
- One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. Children
- Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Baby
- Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. Compare
- Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. Children
- Times don't change. Men do. Change
- Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a… Becomes
- Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children Children
- The reason grandparents and grandchilden get along so well is that they have the same common enemy Along
- For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness.For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful… Alone