The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson Made Copy Share Image
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever… — Sam Levenson Birthday Copy Share Image
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. — Sam Levenson Good thing Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. — Sam Levenson Common Copy Share Image
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. — Sam Levenson Paid Copy Share Image
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has… — Sam Levenson Aristocracy Copy Share Image
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. — Sam Levenson Chaplains Copy Share Image
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. — Sam Levenson Leadership Copy Share Image
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson Children Copy Share Image
People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. — Sam Levenson Attractive Copy Share Image
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Life Copy Share Image
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank,… — Sam Levenson Asking Copy Share Image