Roger Miller

. . . And some people sing and dance.

— Roger Miller

Age doesn't make a man.

— Roger Miller

I always took a great deal of pride in being original.

— Roger Miller

I want my music to leave an indelible mark.

— Roger Miller

But you can be happy, if you've a mind to!

— Roger Miller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

— Roger Miller

Without missing a beat Roger says, All the moneys right down here and points to the 1st three frets.

— Roger Miller

“Roses are red and violets are purple, sugar is sweet and so is maple surple.”

— Roger Miller

If I had my life to live over... I wouldn't have time.

— Roger Miller

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, ain't got no big regrets. Two…

— Roger Miller

It's one thing to have talent. It's another to figure out how to use it.

— Roger Miller

The human mind is a wonderful thing, it starts working from before you're born and doesn't stop till you sit down to…

— Roger Miller

Wow. Imagine what God could have done if he'd had money.

— Roger Miller

Third box car, midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine. Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues.

— Roger Miller

Junk bonds are the Holy Grail for hostile takeovers.

— Roger Miller

My uncle used to love me, but she died.

— Roger Miller