Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I've never claimed there is no god. I've simply stated I don't believe in one. The burden of proof is on those… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Christianity is like over planning an expensive, elaborate, invitation only, surprise party for a friend of a friend of a friend who… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she… — Rock Cowles Comedy Copy Share Image
Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three. — Rock Cowles Fatness Copy Share Image
Speak to inform, educate, entertain, and inspire, but first and foremost always speak the truth. — Rock Cowles Advice Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your… — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then… — Rock Cowles Appearances Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
My Indian name was Runs with Scissors, but eventually the tribe elders changed it to Waves at Dogs. — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
Government Education is an oxymoron. It is indoctrination. Lay still, little sheep, or The Wolf will get you. — Rock Cowles Big brother Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
The best smiles come easily and often and don't include drool unless there is a tail wagging behind them. — Rock Cowles Animal Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles Christmas Copy Share Image
The concept of throwing away votes is a lie. It only becomes true if you get enough people to believe it and… — Rock Cowles Elections Copy Share Image
If hindsight is 20/20 why do we keep making the same mistakes and expecting different results? — Rock Cowles Hindsight Copy Share Image
We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't… — Rock Cowles Acceptance Copy Share Image
When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we… — Rock Cowles Death Copy Share Image
I hate the whole Liberal mindset. It makes me nauseous and fearful for my child. I have nightmares about her being trampled… — Rock Cowles Children Copy Share Image
Thou Shalt Not Forcibly Invade Thy Neighbors Rectal Cavities With Thine Superstitious Nonsense, Lest They In Turn Invade Thine Own Chambers. -… — Rock Cowles Christianity Copy Share Image
Friends don't let friends be Packers Fans... EVER! (I don't care how much paint your mother huffed during her pregnancy!) — Rock Cowles Football Copy Share Image
If I ever meet C.S. Lewis in person I will either apologize to him or punch him in the head, depending on… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Dear Single Internet Women, you DO NOT have an average build if your birthday suit looks like a snowmobile suit! — Rock Cowles Dating Copy Share Image
When your children are young you want to protect them from the world. When they're teenagers, you want to protect them from… — Rock Cowles Child Copy Share Image
Moderate is eunuch for wishy washy. True moderates don't have opinions and shouldn't be taking polls. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
Sin is an archery term meaning to miss the mark. If we are born sinners, and God created us that way, didn't… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're… — Rock Cowles Highly intelligent Copy Share Image
I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
You get your cards, place your bets, and play the best game you can. The House always wins. — Rock Cowles Football Copy Share Image
How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices? — Rock Cowles Beauty Copy Share Image
It's all about the ride. If I can enjoy myself, bring some degree of happiness to others, and leave things a little… — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
I don't tolerate stupidity well although I am more than capable of it myself. Wait, what? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You don't love people because of who they are or what might happen if you dont. You love them because of who… — Rock Cowles Caring Copy Share Image
There are two things in life more important than a good education; Health and Integrity, neither of which can easily be replaced. — Rock Cowles Character Copy Share Image
Personal responsibility for one's own thoughts and emotions requires great courage, but is the only path to true freedom. — Rock Cowles Courage Copy Share Image
