Being soft hearted often looks agonizingly similar to being soft headed. — Rock Cowles Liberal Copy Share Image
Youth: Time spent flip flopping between being lonely and wanting to be left alone. — Rock Cowles Adolescence Copy Share Image
If you have lived your life in such a way that no one has ever found you obnoxious then you have my… — Rock Cowles Black sheep Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was… — Rock Cowles Joy Copy Share Image
Why is it easier for some people to believe their ancestors were a clump of mud and a cannibalized body part, than… — Rock Cowles Apes Copy Share Image
You have a certain quality that is nearly irresistible. I think it's called Spank Appeal. — Rock Cowles Flirt Copy Share Image
I'm a libertarian, not a liberal. That makes me pro get the f*ck out of my face, not pro poor baby. — Rock Cowles Liberal Copy Share Image
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else… — Rock Cowles Intelligence Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Beauty Copy Share Image
I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers… — Rock Cowles Empathy Copy Share Image
I have faith in the law of averages. Every day that I can remember, I awoke. I have little reason to believe… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one… — Rock Cowles Amendment Copy Share Image
Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. Not that I have much left to prove. — Rock Cowles Adventure Copy Share Image
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Accountability Copy Share Image
It is not circumstances, but attitude that dictates the quality of ones life. — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Friend Copy Share Image
I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense. — Rock Cowles Communication Copy Share Image
The secret to finding happiness isn't a matter of where you look, but how. — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
My singing is inspirational. When I sing, the people around me sing louder. — Rock Cowles Choir Copy Share Image
The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker) — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
You never REALLY know anyone, just your perceptions and opinions of them. — Rock Cowles Judgement Copy Share Image
Thinking outside of the box is great, unless you happen to be a cat. — Rock Cowles Cats Copy Share Image