All Robert D Dangoor Quotes
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A railwayman was training to be an actor, but forgot the lines.
Actor
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Nothing is free except what comes from within you.
Except
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Being bipolar is like riding on a helter-skelter and not knowing when it will end.
Bipolar
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Read a book and book yourself into another world.
Another World
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SERVICE IS NOT INCLUDED, but if you ask nicely we might consider it.
Ask
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What's in a name? What's your aim?
Aim
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Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, are we turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
Access
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Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things.
Cannot Wait
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A controlling boss is in control of his staff but in control of himself
Boss
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'Profit' deals with the cash market. A 'Prophet' deals with the futures market.
Cash
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Students have no class.
Class
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The more the tenants there are, the later the rent gets paid.
Gets Paid
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Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by another: Where are…
Always Begun
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A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied, Well at least…
Answer
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I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold…
All
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When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it? It is the…
Achieved
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I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone?
Asked
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People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.
Envy
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You cannot fight everyone but you can make everyone die of laughter.
Cannot Fight
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A friend is someone who is afraid of letting you down but never does.
Afraid
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If you have no problem, youve got a problem.
Problem
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I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in the trade we…
Asked
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Better the Devil you know than the Devil you dont but he cuts deeper.
Better
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There's no such thing as an open and shut case unless youve lost the key.
Case
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If someone who is strong attacks someone who is weak he is weak.
Attacks
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