All Robert Anton Wilson Quotes
- ... I have developed, over the years, some sense of the difference between real horseshit that you can step in and Ideal Platonic Horseshit that… Abstractions
- To work for libertarianism - to oppose the growth of government and aid the liberation of the individual - used to be an idealistic choice… Act
- There is no complete theory of anything. Complete
- The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning. Cunning
- You're only infallible about your own nervous system. You know what's going on in your own nervous system, whatever realities you're creating out of the… Anybody
- Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read! Book
- If you want to be happy, practise it every day Day
- Most animals, including most domesticated primates (humans) show truly staggering ability to 'ignore' certain kinds of information - that which does not 'fit' their imprinted/… Ability
- The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat. Cat
- Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences. Coincidence
- Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. Advisable
- There is no governor anywhere. You are all absolutely free. There is no restraint that cannot be escaped. If anybody could go into dhyana at… Absolutely
- How many times... have you encountered the saying, 'When the student is ready, the Master speaks?' Do you know why that is true? The door… Door
- The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or… Assembly
- Every fact of science was once Damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was… Artistic
- There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually. All
- We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something. Exist
- Blue uniforms are real. Cops are a social fiction Blue
- I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it. Ability
- The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct. Big