If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“No, humans are good at growing bones, toenails, and cancer. That’s about it.” — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy — Richard Kadrey Devil Copy Share Image
“I didn't want this high a profile, but at least now everyone knows I'm armed.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey First date Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Librarian Copy Share Image
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie… — Richard Kadrey Cavalry Copy Share Image
I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in… — Richard Kadrey Dragons Copy Share Image
“She looks like she just saw a ghost, a unicorn, and Hello Kitty having a three-way in a clown car and they… — Richard Kadrey Unicorn Copy Share Image
“I mean, there’s doomed. There’s screwed. And there’s monsoons-in-Hell fucked. And we’re at fucked o’clock.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite,… — Richard Kadrey Food Copy Share Image
“Down here in the pain, I don’t have to know. I just note the question and move on. Answers are rare and… — Richard Kadrey Hangovers Copy Share Image
“I'm trying very hard not to think about anything I'm doing. Of all the iffy things I've ever done in my life,… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“So, what happens next to a couple of outlaws like us, hopped up on caffeine and sugar, and on the lam?" "I… — Richard Kadrey Outlaws Copy Share Image
When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach… — Richard Kadrey Beach Copy Share Image
“I'll give you another example. The snake in the Garden of Eden?" "Yeah?" "It was just a snake. Humanity's first real decision… — Richard Kadrey Garden of eden Copy Share Image
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Thanks for treating me like, you know, a person through all this shit. I know that isn't always easy. (Stark) You do… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Another scar or two won't ruin my pretty face." "Right." "Carlos, are you being polite? That's not why I came here for.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow. — Richard Kadrey Ashes Copy Share Image
All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out. — Richard Kadrey Brain Copy Share Image
“That's for me, isn't it? I'm going to Hell." "Don't feel so bad. It beats Fresno.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Computers Copy Share Image
“Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake." [p. 411]” — Richard Kadrey Strawberry shortcake Copy Share Image
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Twenties Copy Share Image
“There’s the opposite of love at first sight. There are people walking the earth that the moment you meet them, you want… — Richard Kadrey First sight Copy Share Image
“As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“You were a prick and a crook, but no one deserves to go out the way you went. I hope it was… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“You sent one of your own people to get his ass kicked? That's not the way to build brand loyalty.” — Richard Kadrey Brand loyalty Copy Share Image
Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead. — Richard Kadrey Enemy Copy Share Image
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