Ray Guy

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[Wikipedia] William Ray Guy was an American professional football punter who played for the Oakland / Los Angeles Raiders of the National Football League (NFL). Guy was a first-team All-American selection in 1972 as a senior for the Southern Miss Golden Eagles, and is the only pure punter ever to be drafted in

Quotes by Ray Guy

I've written just about everything for the sake of putting shoes on the children's feet - and a bottle of gin in…

Ray Guy

About

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The old attitude toward newspapers was that they were completely disposable - today's newspaper is tomorrow's fish wrap.

Ray Guy

Attitude

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This satire business, that was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was certified funny. From then on,…

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Business

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I still get a few dirty looks over the racks in the supermarket, but nobody kicks me in the shins on Water…

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Dirty

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Writing is like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer. It always feels good when you finish.

Ray Guy

Always

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I always had this feeling when writing about all politics... that when it's so lopsided, that if a newspaper or news organization…

Ray Guy

News

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Newfoundlanders, what are we? We're slobbering idiots, slack-jawed simpletons, rustic fish billies living in Dogpatch-on-the-rocks, lower than lower Slobovians, the laughing stock…

Ray Guy

Canada

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