There's certain stock lines that, you know, like heckler lines, you know, like, where did you learn to whisper, a helicopter, you… — Ralphie May Investing Copy Share Image
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
There's no getting around it - I am a politically incorrect, racially insensitive, culturally controversial comic, but at least I'm self-aware. — Ralphie May Comedy Copy Share Image
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys… — Ralphie May Fortune Copy Share Image
I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
When I do jokes that maybe are seen as social commentary, I research them to the nth degree. I probably do more… — Ralphie May Comedy Copy Share Image
